Saturday, April 5, 2014

Now you'll want this taxidermy squirrel

Happy Saturday.

Tired of the antlers trend? Then it's time to embrace the next level of woodland authenticity

This is happening in the real world.

 Novelty 'Canoe' Grey Squirrel, $185 USD, online at The Taxidermy Store.

Monday, March 17, 2014

Your real horoscope: March 17-23

TAURUS (April 21 - May 21):
You’re inspired, but are you creative? Because it’s one thing to have, like, all kinds of awesome ideas. It’s another thing completely to get off your fat ass and make your ideas into something.

GEMINI (May 22 - June 21):
Yeah, that job you want that you’re not totes qualified for?  Smile pretty and ask for it nicely, then fake it ’til you make it.

CANCER (June 22 - July 23):
Everything happens for a reason, blah, blah, blah. Hang tight. The reason will reveal itself magically, like a ghost fart.

LEO (July 24 - Aug. 23):
All people fuck up. You are all people. All people get through it. (You are all people.)

VIRGO (Aug. 24 - Sept. 23):
Arguing can be fun, especially if you win. Don’t be afraid to get into it with someone today.

LIBRA (Sept. 24 - Oct. 23):
You’re going to do a total 180° changearoo today. Some people are going to be pissed about that. Whatever. 

SCORPIO (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22):
You are a stodgy old who is set in your ways. Just like everyone else. You and everyone are going to disagree. But disagreements can be beautiful! (is something a hippie would tell you.)

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23 - Dec. 21):
Mercury, planet of awesome talk, moves into the house and home area of your chart this week. BUT WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? It means you’re going to have to talk with people you live with, also to your family and then to people who you like, too. Talking! Try it this week.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 - Jan. 20):
Go out and about this week. Meet people. People could help you. And Lord knows you need help.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 21 - Feb. 19):
Be careful with your coin this week. Don’t let folks persuade you to spend it on shit that's not totally fetch.

PISCES (Feb. 20 - Mar. 20):
Let people know what you think. No, no, like, what you really think.

Sunday, March 16, 2014

Stripy Sundays: Art Crawl Edition

When I saw this coat walking around at Art Crawl on Friday night, I couldn't resist asking its kindly owner to pose.

It's vintage, it has a generously-sized hood, and she picked it up at Kensington Market.

Lucky girl!

Tuesday, March 11, 2014

"I'm sorry I karate chopped your Grandma," plus 4 more great tweets

Obama on Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis [VIDEO]

Everyone's talking about Obama going on Between Two Ferns, Galifianakis's awkwardist talk show.

This episode is, like, mostly infotainment re: that American government health care thing. So, info-wise, there's not much here for Canadians.

But because I rarely consult Between Two Ferns for its informational content, but I often give it a lookeyloo because it is hilarious, here it is:

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