Friday, March 27, 2015

100 years of fitness trends in 100 seconds [VIDEO]

Enjoy this fit person doing stuff not on her recliner:

I really thought Jazzercise was in the '80s and maybe jogging was the trend of the '70s. But what do I know? I'm a fat sack of shit.

Your real horoscope: March 27—April 2

ARIES (March 21 - April 20):
Go braless. Or wear two bras. Or just a regular bra. Whatever feels best. Apply that logic to everything in your life.

TAURUS (April 21 - May 21):
It’s family time, sucker. Fam is more important than all the loonies in Scrooge McDuck’s vault, so plan your time accordingly.

GEMINI (May 22 - June 21):
Get hustling. Mingle, chat, get out there, get known. You’ll find work contacts plus someone to bone.

Who the fuck is Calvin Harris?

Whoever he is, reports claim he's hooking up with Taylor Swift. So who is this guy? Here's what we know so far:

1. He looks a bit like a young Kevin Costner:

2. He was born with the bland name Adam Wiles so he chose to change it to the bland name Calvin Harris.

Thursday, March 26, 2015

Wisconsin basketball player does not fart at press conference [VIDEO]

Everyone's going bananas over this video of Wisconsin basketball player Nigel Hayes' embarrassing moment at a press conference.

Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Today in marijuana news: Medicinal recall, pot stock now trading, grow-op fire injures one

Three strains of medical marijuana recalled by federally regulated company
Hundreds of medical marijuana users in British Columbia have been told the pot they thought could help them might harm them because it’s contaminated with bacteria. Health Canada says Tilray, a Nanaimo supplier, is telling clients to stop using its Sativa House Blend, Hybrid House Blend and Indica House Blend. READ MORE >>

Canadian investors know all about medical marijuana. Our equity markets have been flooded with companies peddling the stuff over the past year in what has been jokingly called the “Dot-Bong Bubble.” But next week brings something entirely new to this country: a recreational marijuana stock. READ MORE >>

"They discovered a plantation," said Montreal police spokesman Raphael Bergeron. The fire caused one person to be transferred to hospital to be treated for burns. READ MORE >>

"Burps the chorus," plus 4 more great tweets

Shopping guide: Swimsuits your tits won't fall out of

We get it. You're going to the shore and rather than a tiny two-piece, you'd prefer to wear a turtleneck and full-length sweatpants.

We're here to help with a selection of absolutely beautiful swimsuits you can wear in the lake or pool while not having to worry about your arse and/or boobs falling out.

Follow Jenny Villamere's board Swimwear on Pinterest.

Sunday, March 22, 2015

Beer at Ontario grocery stores: Will it happen? Should it?

Will Kathleen Wynne open up alcohol sales in Ontario?
The plan involves issuing licences for hundreds of large grocery stores across the province – licenses that for the first time would allow those stores to sell beer and wine. READ MORE >>

One Direction in crisis: A special report

One Direction (or 'Wand Erection,' as I think of them in my head -Jenny), fucking IMPLODED this weekend while you were busy trying to ignore March Madness. Here's what's up:

  1. Zayn Malik QUITS One Direction tour after he's signed off for stress following cheating accusations
    This is the one who is Zayn:

How to make Easter look nice

Your Easter style doesn't have to look like Pepto-Bismol puke all over the place. Here is some refined yet festive inspiration for you:

Follow Jenny Villamere's board Easter on Pinterest.

What's your fave Easter Pinterest board? Leave a comment and let us know.

Thursday, March 19, 2015

Your real horoscope: March 19-25

ARIES (March 21 - April 20):
Someone’s trying to screw with your feels just to toy with you or play you. Foil their plan by staying chill.

TAURUS (April 21 - May 21):
Friends or family: Don’t deal with both at the same time, and for christsakes don’t mix them.

Wednesday, March 18, 2015

How to pipe swirled cupcake frosting right into your mouth [VIDEO]

Watch this dude from Food & Wine pipe swirled frosting onto a cupcake. Weirdo.

Use this video as a guide, but replace the cupcake with your tongue, et voilà!

Wait, this Justin Bieber roast hasn't aired already?

You keep seeing items in the "news" headlines about the Bieber roast so you just assumed that shit was behind us, right?

It actually doesn't air for another 12 days. Sorry to fuck with your time/space continuum, but we're all going to be bombarded with tacky teases and blatant plugs for this non-event for the next week-and-a-half.

What is a roast, anyway? A bunch of half-funny has-beens gather around a well-known somebody who's past his prime and tell jokes at his expense right to his stupid face? Cringe. Groan. Skip to what's Up Next.

Today in pot news: Marijuana tourism, medical dope for your dog, legal pot revenue helps schools

Book Your 'Bud And Breakfast', Marijuana Tourism Is Growing In Colorado And Washington
Marijuana is legal to buy in Colorado and Washington State, but for tourists it’s hard to find a place to enjoy it. Smoking marijuana in public is illegal. Hotels and restaurants are smoke-free.  The desire to circumvent these restrictions along with visitors’ curiosity has given rise to a growing Cannabis Tourism industry. READ MORE >>

The funniest podcast about syphilis you'll hear all day

One of our fave weekly podcasts is Sawbones: A Marital Tour of Misguided Medicine.

You get to hear the enthusiastic, knowledgeable and massively likeable Dr. Sydnee McElroy goof off with her husband, the hilarious Justin McElroy of My Brother, My Brother and Me while you learn legit shit about the weird, wondrous and massively horrifying history of medicine.

In one of the finest episodes to date, Dr. Sydnee and Justin explore the history of syphilis. You can get the podcast on iTunes here or on Maximum Fun here. And it's FREE.